if there is anyone here who wants to get in on the action of starting a new melo thread but thinks all the good topics have been taken, here are a few that are proven IDIOT 100% guaranteed flame proof: 1. when will melo land in houston / what airline? 2. melo officially signs 3. melo's press conference scheduled for X day/time 4. media conspiracy / negative or not enough national coverage of melo's signing 5. does he even own a banana boat? 6. pictures of melo shopping and dining around houston 7. in what neighborhood will he buy a house? / he bought a house in X neighborhood 8. why hasn't he been seen with harden / cp3 / are they not really friends? 9. will lala move to houston? how will this effect his mood in the locker room and on court production? 10. is he becoming a locker room cancer? (this thread must be started before training camp begins) 11. why are there no videos of his passing to harden? 12. media day thread for melo specifically. 13. training camp videos: does melo look fat? 14. how many minutes will melo play in the first preseason game? (poll) 15. was signing melo a bad idea? (this thread must be posted after his first poor shooting game) 16. i have GROWN to HATE melo (this one was too easy) 17. does melo still hate MDA? 18. should melo be the #1 option? (this thread must be posted after his first hot shooting game) 19. melo and harden cannot play together (must post this thread after the first loss of the season) 20. is melo making us worse? (best time to post this is preseason) 21. is melo or capela our 3rd star? 22. my cousin's friend met melo at the galleria 23. is melo the new J.Lin? 24. can we afford to resign melo next summer? (this must be posted before training camp) 25. advanced stats prove james ennis should replace melo in the rotation (must be posted after the first preseason game)
