Today at the ripe age of 34 I nearly choked on a piece of fajita beef in the middle of a work meeting in front of a room full of clients I was in the process of regaling with my witty banter. Fortunately I was saved by the heimlech maneuver and vomited the offending piece of plastic beef into my hand while the room stared in horror forks in hand. All I could think of afterwards was what a shitty way to go...Pete the Cheat choked on meat... Any similar experiences or fears?
Congrats on living and being in the same room as someone who took the initiative. I was around someone who was choking and I didn't even realize it before someone was already pumping it out of them.
Undoubtedly my eulogy would have read very similarly with the friends I keep. Now I hope ghosts are real...****ers
At first I was thinking if you were faking your death, and then you die, that would be purdy humiliating, but then I thought more on it, and that might be a pretty convenient way to go.
Could be worse. Choking on pussified chicken fajita meat is more humiliating. Or ... eek ... grilled vegetables
At the lake my sister in law had the same thing happen with fajitas. My mom was the only one that was with her and thankfully a nurse. Everyone one else was on a boat or in the water. This was early 90's or so. I'm glad you're OK. I bet the incident endeared you to a few people. Take advantage lol
Even though @Jontro believes it's the only way to go, I'd imagine dying mid fap would be pretty embarrassing depending on how kinky your tabs got that day.
Dying mid-fap while wearing lingerie, having a dildo stuffed up your butt and watching ten mayonnaise smeared bbw midgets having a g*ngbang.
Secks is also a good way to go. It goes both ways because why do you care that your loved ones will find a foolish looking corpse.