James Harden needs to embrace lettuce

[edit] haha. Morey deleted the tweet. Did anyone else see the coloring book photo he posted from a bookstore. A "The Beard Coloring Book" next to "The Stoner's Coloring Book"

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Further proof Morey reads the GARM.



I wonder if he actually arranged the books that way for the photo

 

Maybe he didn't realize the "Stoner's Coloring Book" was in the photo, until someone told him, so he deleted the tweet.

His tweet was: "Anyone else think this is a missed, golden marketing opportunity" or something like that. It was in a bookstore.

Here are the two books that were prominently shown in the photo. The Beard one standing up, and the Stoner laying down on a display together.

 

Lmao what a chode

 

I'll give you a crash course it butt sects ED

 

So, did anyone see that Tweet by Morey of the "The Stoner's coloring book." I should have taken a screen shot like a good, useful millennial.

 

obligatory Rockets basketball reference: "It's not like they're logging tall timber out there." - Kevin McHale

 

Too many turnovers!

Embrace the lettuce!

 

Clutchfans needs to chillout. Too much anxiety and nerves everywhere.

Forget the MVP obsession.

Everybody take a deep breath and remember that harden needs lettuce more than anything else

 

during halftime of the Wiz/Hawks game Chuck says he played ball with a guy in college who needed lettuce to be able to make his shots. Maybe that's really what this squad needs to make its 3 pointers

 

Not spinach doe?

 

This is dedicated to all the special lettuce out there:

It's a wrap.